Top Reasons You Should Rethink Your Halloween Party Costume
October 19, 2021
The mask is better looking than your face
It’s hard to pick up women when you’re the backside of a horse
No one is looking for a meaningful relationship with a Victoria’s Secret Angel
No one wants to hook up with the inflatable dinosaur guy
Nothing scares away single men more than a pregnant bride
It’s hard to ask for someone’s number when there’s no pockets for your phone
Clothespins and duct tape are holding it together
Nobody wants to make out with a zombie
You’re wearing more makeup then the person you’re hitting on
It will take you thirty minutes to take it off to pee
You need to charge it every hour for it to work
It took a team of engineers to mount it to your body