Top Reasons You Should Rethink Your Halloween Party Costume

October 19, 2021

The mask is better looking than your face

It’s hard to pick up women when you’re the backside of a horse

No one is looking for a meaningful relationship with a Victoria’s Secret Angel

No one wants to hook up with the inflatable dinosaur guy

Nothing scares away single men more than a pregnant bride

It’s hard to ask for someone’s number when there’s no pockets for your phone

Clothespins and duct tape are holding it together

Nobody wants to make out with a zombie

You’re wearing more makeup then the person you’re hitting on

It will take you thirty minutes to take it off to pee

You need to charge it every hour for it to work

It took a team of engineers to mount it to your body

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