This business idea is so brilliant this guy should've been on "Shark Tank" . . .
A man in Tennessee named Donald Kirkland went to a Walmart on Saturday evening and stole a bunch of stuff . . . then went outside to the parking lot . . . and started selling everything himself.
The police showed up, and Donald admitted that he'd stolen three TVs . . . a karaoke machine . . . and camping equipment from Walmart, and was selling the items in the parking lot. (It's unclear if he knew the jig was up . . . or if that was just part of his sales pitch.) (???)
Donald was charged with theft of merchandise.